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LOW EXPECTATIONS
Welcome to the Hans Brinker: quite honestly not the best, but definitely the most memorable hostel in Lisbon and Amsterdam. At the Hans Brinker Hostel you get what you pay for. And because you don’t pay much you won’t get any of the following things: a swimming pool, room service, honeymoon-suites, a gym, tiny bottles of shampoo, a spa-bath or bellboys in silly hats. You will simply get a basic room in the centre of either Lisbon or Amsterdam that is worth every penny.
We offer single, twin and dorm rooms, which fit up to 8 persons. We serve breakfast (for free), lunch and dinner (for money). After that you can enjoy the view from our rooftop terrace with a drink from the hostel bar in Lisbon. And in Amsterdam, after having drinks in our hostel bar, the shortest route to oblivion leads right to our basement. We can go up, we can go down, but we’ll never be average.
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