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TWO LOCATIONS
LOW EXPECTATIONS

In Lisbon, we offer single, twin and dorm rooms, which fit up to 8 persons. We serve breakfast (for free), lunch and dinner (for money). After that you can enjoy the view from our rooftop terrace with a drink from the hostelbar.

You can go up, you can go down, but we’ll never be average.

In Amsterdam, we offer single, twin and dorm rooms, which fit up to 8 persons. We serve breakfast (for free), lunch and dinner (for money). After having drinks in our hostelbar, the shortest route to oblivion leads right to our basement.

You can go up, you can go down, but we’ll never be average.

TWO LOCATIONS
LOW EXPECTATIONS

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AMSTERDAM

Welcome to the Hans Brinker: quite honestly not the best, but definitely the most memorable hostel in Lisbon and Amsterdam. At the Hans Brinker Hostel you get what you pay for. And because you don’t pay much you won’t get any of the following things: a swimming pool, room service, honeymoon-suites, a gym, tiny bottles of shampoo, a spa-bath or bellboys in silly hats. You will simply get a basic room in the centre of either Lisbon or Amsterdam that is worth every penny.


We offer single, twin and dorm rooms, which fit up to 8 persons. We serve breakfast (for free), lunch and dinner (for money). After that you can enjoy the view from our rooftop terrace with a drink from the hostel bar in Lisbon. And in Amsterdam, after having drinks in our hostel bar, the shortest route to oblivion leads right to our basement. We can go up, we can go down, but we’ll never be average.

Pretty O.K. Ratings on the Web

Good
Positive: Location was excellent and the staff that checked me in was very nice and helpful and those guys at the bar. Negative: However, two male staff at...
- Kwame , Sweden
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
Very good
Positive: Clean room, nice stuff.
- mehmet775 , Turkey
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Good
Positive: Breakfast every day. Negative: It isn't any table in rooms, that's uncomfortable.
- Booking.com User , Spain
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
The team is awesome and kind. This is...
The team is awesome and kind. This is my second time here and there will be a third of sure! The cheapest way to stay in the center. Thank you!
- Alessandro Rusciano
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Excellent value for the money we gave: double room with bunk beds and for almost 25€/night
Positive: Close to the subway station. Supermarket 2 min away by foot. Big terrace. Nice neighborhood. Negative: There is no heating system, only the air...
- Andreea , Bulgaria
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
Friendly staff, rooms are good for the...
Friendly staff, rooms are good for the price (you can get a locker from reception to lock your luggage inside the room or use their safe for valuables)....
- Ivan Damyanov
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Really enjoyed staying there! Would 109% some back again
Positive: Breakfast was good, variety of options. Negative: My bed was a little bit too hard, but other beds in the room were different.
- Cherie , United Kingdom
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
As you walk to the hostel, just off...
As you walk to the hostel, just off from the main street, it doesn't look like anything to be amazed about. As you walk into the hallway leading to the...
- sean thompson
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Lovely bar staff, big rooms, great...
Lovely bar staff, big rooms, great location
- Bethany Hannah
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
It's an excellent option for a...
It's an excellent option for a traveller, especially a young one with no high expectations about the room
- Ιωαννα Οδυσσεα
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Great value for money, would go back!
Positive: The breakfast was great, and the bar sold food which was great value for money. Happy hour was also extremely cheap!!. Negative: Bit of a stench...
- Paige , United Kingdom
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
I think it's the bestest hostel in...
I think it's the bestest hostel in Lisbon Very clean ... quite ... comfortable... with friendly staff .... they have a nice kitchen and amazing terras Go...
- Belal Jaber
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
4 days in Amsterdam
Positive: Near the city center, with rent a bike just in front. Negative: Nothing.
- Espanhol , United Kingdom
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Pretty O.K. Ratings
on the Web
4 days in Amsterdam
Positive: Near the city center, with rent a bike just in front. Negative: Nothing.
- Espanhol , United Kingdom
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
As you walk to the hostel, just off...
As you walk to the hostel, just off from the main street, it doesn't look like anything to be amazed about. As you walk into the hallway leading to the...
- sean thompson
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Good
Positive: Breakfast every day. Negative: It isn't any table in rooms, that's uncomfortable.
- Booking.com User , Spain
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
It's an excellent option for a...
It's an excellent option for a traveller, especially a young one with no high expectations about the room
- Ιωαννα Οδυσσεα
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Excellent value for the money we gave: double room with bunk beds and for almost 25€/night
Positive: Close to the subway station. Supermarket 2 min away by foot. Big terrace. Nice neighborhood. Negative: There is no heating system, only the air...
- Andreea , Bulgaria
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
Lovely bar staff, big rooms, great...
Lovely bar staff, big rooms, great location
- Bethany Hannah
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
The team is awesome and kind. This is...
The team is awesome and kind. This is my second time here and there will be a third of sure! The cheapest way to stay in the center. Thank you!
- Alessandro Rusciano
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
I think it's the bestest hostel in...
I think it's the bestest hostel in Lisbon Very clean ... quite ... comfortable... with friendly staff .... they have a nice kitchen and amazing terras Go...
- Belal Jaber
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon
Friendly staff, rooms are good for the...
Friendly staff, rooms are good for the price (you can get a locker from reception to lock your luggage inside the room or use their safe for valuables)....
- Ivan Damyanov
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Great value for money, would go back!
Positive: The breakfast was great, and the bar sold food which was great value for money. Happy hour was also extremely cheap!!. Negative: Bit of a stench...
- Paige , United Kingdom
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Very good
Positive: Clean room, nice stuff.
- mehmet775 , Turkey
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Really enjoyed staying there! Would 109% some back again
Positive: Breakfast was good, variety of options. Negative: My bed was a little bit too hard, but other beds in the room were different.
- Cherie , United Kingdom
Hans Brinker Hostel Amsterdam
Good
Positive: Location was excellent and the staff that checked me in was very nice and helpful and those guys at the bar. Negative: However, two male staff at...
- Kwame , Sweden
Hans Brinker Hostel Lisbon

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